Dreams of Flames and Darkness (NCQ)

Alexander arrived in the town as soon as he had word, calling Valefor to his side as soon as he heard and rushing to the town. The prince rode the beast as it jetted from castle to calamity, gripping it tightly as soon as they appeared in the village and saw the massive, black thing in the center. It lumbered about slowly, destroying a building as it swept its arm against it and sending a group of unconscious people flying away from the ruin.

Alexander and Valefor lowered, the young Prince glaring as anger flared in his face. "Darn it," Alexander condemned the creature out loud. He lowered a bit more and took his Keyblade out, the Lost Memory, and it became a large gun in his hands. He fired the weapon at the beast, and it stopped what it was doing for just a moment. It's head turned slowly, matching its gait, as it came to lock eyes with him.

"Big bully," Alexander cried as he fired another shot, aimed directly for its eye. The thing strangely enough reacted to this in the same manner it did being shot the first time, caring no more for its eye being hit than anything else. It began to lumber slowly towards Alexander and Valefor, who stay hovering in the air. "We should draw it out of the Village this way," Alexander insisted. "We're too high up for it to hit us."

Darius and Ellis were happily, merrily going to do their people thing requiring two people, until they saw a GIANT MONSTER FLYING THROUGH THE SKY! But then realized it was Alex and top and decided to see what was up, yo. Flying through the sky, the little Einstein saw a massive beast of shadows. A darkside. He'd zoom high into the air, landing on Valefor in that OG Suit of his. His visor opened up mechanically and he waved at the prince. "Yo." Ellis was clinging to the synth savant, fearing for her life as she was met with two beasts over a thousand times her size. 'So, what are we burning today?" Darius stood up mightily, releasing the Sunfire Blades from their arm-mounted sheathes, putting a bounce to his step like he was some sort of little Mac-kinda guy. "I want to ride it. I'm riding your pet, but I want to ride the dark guy. But first, let's take the wild to where they normally are." He chuckled, walking to the tip of their sitting area. If he were to fall, he'd just fly back onto Valefor.

"Oh, hello," Alexander responded blankly, still concentrating on the Darkside in front of him. Despite this, he heard largely what Darius had been saying. "Yeah, we'll lure him out of the town," Alexander agreed. "That was the plan. Then I'm going to drop Bahamut on top of it."

Suddenly, there was a massive Tsumiko-imitation robot sitting with them, silent and blank in expression. All it thought about was how it wanted to be Tsumiko. Darius pointed into the distance dramatically, exclaiming his heroism. "THEN THE FOUR OF US SHALL DESTROY THIS BEING! FOR IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY DARUS-" Darius fell. He then flew back on top of Bahamut. "I WILL ALSO SIT!" He then sat down and awaited the next steps of their venture.

"You're being silly," Alexander insisted. "This is non-canon, I can break the fourth wall and read your post. I haven't summoned Bahamut yet you silly goose." Alexander had Valefor pull back just a bit farther. "This one is Valefor. Valefor could also kill that big ugly thing very, very easily."

Darius face-palmed, realizing how he had totally forgot to thoroughly read the few lines Alexander had posted. He then laughed mightily as they lured the darkside into the land of dicksNot-Inside-the-Town. "Well, what are you waiting for? If this is non-canon, then we can just fire all the lasers! NITRO SHONEN CANNON!" Darius summoned his Nitro Cannon, keeping it on his shoulder for no reason.

Alexander shrugged. "Fair point," he ceded. He stood up on Valefor's back. "Then I suppose there is no reason to hold back!" His cry resounded over the space as he pointed with at the Darkside. "Valefor, let's take this thing down with Energy Blast!" The creature roared, and fired five very powerful beam at the Darksides feet. The ground beneath the thing exploded, and in moments it was going down, fading into the Darkness.

Darius, realizing the Darkside was already dead. caressed Ellis, throwing her into the air and then Nitro Cannon Ultra Finishing her with a glorious beam before the cannon turned into a pile of molten and consumed the boy's body. Tsubot committed seppukku...glorious seppukku. "NEXT TIME, YOU HAVE TO TIP TOE IN THEM J'S, DON'T FINISH TO EARLY KIDS." the ghost of Darius had said, before fading away.